The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.
The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
The Russian - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.
The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, and then buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the U.N., and takes a loan from the E.U. to buy a new cup of coffee. He then uses the money to purchase explosives, and blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give his cup of coffee up to the Palestinian.
-received in an email a long, long time ago
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3 comments:
:) thats funny.
I thought so, too. :)
Cute :) It reminds me of the one, i forget exactly how it goes, something along the lines of 'excuse me, what's your opinion on the food shortage?' the american asks, what's 'shortage'? The ethiopian asks, what's 'food'? The russian asks, what's 'opinion'? The israeli asks - what's 'excuse me'?
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